Last little note, then I’ll be done.
You cannot judge me by what you see or read here. You could, but you might make incorrect assumptions.
You don’t know my story. I
f you don’t ask someone questions, how do you really know them?
You may accept a person as they are now, but remember that people are a mix of all the phases they’ve been through.
All the people they were and the places they’ve been, the friends they have and had.
You cannot know me through pictures alone. or music, or text posts (as ranty and tangental as they may be).
There are hidden parts of a person.
Do not be so quick to judge. And I will offer you the same courtesy.
that is carved
THAT IS A ROCK
I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.
Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome.
I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre
I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.
b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?
FUCKING BERNINI THO
DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.
HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.
OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS
SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.
IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?
OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!
Reblogging because batshit insane sculptors and horny statues are funny.
So remember when I was all like OHMYGODACHRISTMASTREE?!
Tonight, we went to Target and secretly picked out two ornaments for each other. Those are the only ornaments we’ll put on the tree this year [#repeat cheesy tradition each year until your Christmas tree is full of delightfully random ornaments that mean something to each other also: run-on sentence]
And now you know.
History is a series of random events organized in a seemingly sensible order. We experience it as chronology, with ourselves as the end point — not the end point, but as the culmination of events that leads to the very moment in which we happen to live.
November 27, 1095: Pope Urban II Orders First Crusade
On this day in 1095, Pope Urban II gave rise to the Crusades by calling all Christians in Europe to wage war against Muslims in order to reclaim the Holy Land. Pope Urban’s brutal and bloody war was the first of seven major military campaigns, known as the Crusades, fought over the next two centuries.
Check out FRONTLINE’s interview with Norman Kohn, a Fellow of the British Academy, who explains the how the Crusades got started.
Photo: The battle between the Hussite warriors and the Crusaders, Jena Codex, 15th century